Humor: How Can You Tell If It's Windy Outside?

The wind was blowing hard yesterday, so I asked my husband and daughter this question. The replies were so funny, they said I should post them. So here they are.

How can you tell if it’s windy outside?

   

    You see a gnome outside your window.

          It’s a second story window.

               It’s the Travelocity gnome.

     You hear the wind whistling the theme music of the Wicked Witch
          in the Wizard of Oz...

               …quickly followed my Munchkins singing,
                    “Ding, Dong, the Witch Is Dead.”

     You see a cow outside your window.

          It’s a second story window.

               The nearest farm is ten miles away.

     You see Al Roker outside your second story window…

          …quickly followed by Sam Champion.

Got any funny ways to tell if it’s really windy outside? Post your ideas in the comments below.